Can I get Torchinsky's job?

"thegregorius" (thegregorius) 05/11/2016 at 08:56 • Filed to: None

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When I read Torch’s !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , it bugged me that he had used the popup-lights on the Miata as eyes. To me, the indicators were always the eyes in the face of the NA Miata, and particularly if we’re talking about Buscemi eyes. I decided that if you want something pointless done properly, you should do it yourself.

Stumbling upon an area where I obviously have unparallelled talent felt great, and it prompted me to create similar faces for the later generations of Miatas as well.

Where better to turn to in order to show off useless talents in the hope of impressing strangers than Reddit? So I uploaded my creations to the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , where my fellow Miata-owners responded with requests for facializing (yes, that’s the verb I’m going to choose) their own cars. For your pleasure, horror or arousal, I’ve decided to share them with Oppo.

(I’ve used the popups as eyes here per the owner’s request.)

And to top it all off (and hopefully forget some of the NC nightmares), my buddy’s friendly Lotus Elise.

What do you think, Oppo? Any other cars that should be given the breath of life?

SVTyler > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 09:05

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bro these are fucking terrifying

DKerstan > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 09:06

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too easy.

Gone > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 09:09

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This......this is disturbing. You can’t post this kind of thing before I have my coffee. I mean there’s never enough coffee to unsee this, but oh god this is horrifying.

Wacko > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 09:11

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Wheelerguy > DKerstan 05/11/2016 at 09:19

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God above dat F12 and Spyker. Granted, I’d color-match the side blade on the F12, but... 770-hp 8900rpm V12-powered car, come to mama.

Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ > Gone 05/11/2016 at 09:23

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I’ve had my first cup. Going to drink 5 more in hopes some of this is washed out via caffeine over dose now.

LongbowMkII > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 09:31

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When the flip lights are down the eyes are closed. The indicators are dimples.

thegregorius > DKerstan 05/11/2016 at 09:49

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Now to sit down and wait for the letter telling me that I’m banned from ever visiting Maranello.

TheHondaBro > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 09:55

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I already have his job.

smobgirl > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 10:02

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Oh god the braces. I can't breathe, that's funny.

gmctavish needs more space > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 10:10

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Ooh, a Tribeca

thegregorius > gmctavish needs more space 05/11/2016 at 10:12

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Oh for fuck’s sake. Let me think about this...

Bob Loblaw Made Me Make a Phoney Phone Call to Edward Rooney > DKerstan 05/11/2016 at 10:29

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thegregorius > gmctavish needs more space 05/11/2016 at 10:32

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This is all your fault, remember that. You wanted this.

gmctavish needs more space > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 11:50

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Oh jesus that's terrifying

DKerstan > thegregorius 05/11/2016 at 15:36

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You Sir, have made my day.

Nauraushaun > thegregorius 05/13/2016 at 04:22

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these are so disturbing WHY CAN’T I LOOK AWAY

thegregorius > Nauraushaun 05/13/2016 at 06:01

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Because deep down, you know that this is what your car looks like when you shut the garage door.

Nauraushaun > thegregorius 05/13/2016 at 07:02

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no no no

thegregorius > Nauraushaun 05/13/2016 at 17:06

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Just, umm, out of curiosity and without any hidden agenda, what car do you drive?

Nauraushaun > thegregorius 05/13/2016 at 19:38

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SW20 MR2. Ripe for a facin’ it is :(

thegregorius > Nauraushaun 05/14/2016 at 09:44

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Excellent choice, sir!

Nauraushaun > thegregorius 05/14/2016 at 10:19

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Oh god

I’m buying a Tesla